Annoying Ways to Die (Dumb Ways to Die Parody)

Crack your shell For a meal Lose your face And half your peel Hop in a cannon With no seatbelt Get put in a fire Just to melt Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die Get cut by an axe Fall into a bucket Full of tacks Hit in the face With a chainsaw Smashed and ground Into coleslaw Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die Eat a bomb For a snack Fly to work In a jet pack Gettin' your butt grated off Isn't great Get sliced and diced And slapped on a plate Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die Get squeezed into juice Get bit in the head By a hungry moose Mistake a blender For a fair ride Get smothered in batter And deep fried Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die Annoying ways to die So many annoying ways to die