The Great Beyond

Shit

Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl (What?)

Dude, we slept in again! The song's about to start

Shit, Frank, we can't miss the song

Barry, wake up!

What? I'm up, I'm up

This song is such an awesome way to start every morning

It's such a super nice way of showing the gods

How much we appreciate everything they do for us

Once they take us out the doors to the Great Beyond

God, I love them so fucking much

Oh shit! Oh shit! Corn is about to start singing

Drop it, corn! You've got the best voice

You're the man, corn! You fucking rule! Take it away, bro

Dear Gods

You're so divine in each and every way

To you we pray

Dear Gods

We pledge our love to you forever more

We always felt we had a special bond

Take us to the Great Beyond

Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food

Once we're out the sliding doors, things will all be grand

We will live our dreams together in the promised land

The Gods control our fate, so we all know we're in good hands

We're super sure there's nothing shitty waiting for us in the Great Beyond

And every aisle thinks something different (Holy shit! I've been chosen!)

And to this we all agree (Booyah, bitches! I'm outta here!)

Everyone else is fuckin' stupid

Except for those who think like me

And me (And me) (And me)

Out there

For all eternity we'll meditate

How fucking great

Out there

We'll get to teabag every day at four (Pip, pip!)

We'll shove pimentos up our ass by Zeus

Ve'll exterminate ze juice

Und subjugate ze whole damn Great Beyond

In here, we keep our wieners in our package

That's how it is

It sucks

But that's the way our buns keep fresh and pure (Baby, baby)

But once we're out the doors, it's not a sin

For us to let you slip it in

In other words we finally get to fuck (And love)

And fuck (And hug)

And fuck (And feel)

And fuck (And share)

The Gods will always care for us

They won't squeeze us out their butts

We cannot overstate how confident

We are that our beliefs are accurate

And nothing awful happens to us in the Great Beyond

Kiss my brown-nish yellow ass

I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfuckers