Everything's Better With Perry

We consider every day a plus To spend it with a platypus We're always so ecstatic 'Cause he's semi-aquatic Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus Brings smiles to the both of us Life's never fuddy-duddy With our web-footed buddy When we're brushing our teeth, (ooh) it's better Tying our shoes, (oh, yeah) it's better Combing our hair, it's better Like we're a cheese sandwich and he's the cheddar Blinking our eyes, (oh, yeah) it's better Breathing in and out, (so much better) it's better Sitting in a chair, it's better And taking a bath is a little bit wetter Every day is such a dream When you start it with a monotreme He's duckbilled and he's beaver-tailed and hairy (You know that he's hairy) Everything's better with Perry (Everything's better with Perry) Everything's better with Perry (Everything's better with Perry) Everything is better with Perry (Everything is better) (Everything's better with Perry) (Everything is better with Perry) Everything's better and we Just want to tell you Perry Everything's better with you (Better with you)