Final Showdown

I wait alone up here

I'm trapped another day

Locked up here please set me free

My new life I almost see

A castle you and me...

Yes, a castle you and me

Tiz I, Tiz I upon my regal steed

Princess my love at last you shall be free

I'm strong, and brave and dashing my way there

With speed, with might, with soft and bouncy hair

Through the blistering desert [Background: March]

Across the stormier sea [Background: Wet]

Facing creatures so vile [Background: Vile]

So you can gaze upon me

I knew you'd come for me and now we finally meet

I knew you'd wait and from my plate of love you'd eat

Who is this terribly ugly fiend who so rudely intervened?

Will Charming fight or will he flee

Oh please rescue me

From this monstrosity

Fear thee not honey lamb

I will slice this thing up like a ham