Fun, Fun, Fun

Maestro!

I know it is wet

And the sun is not sunny

But we can have lots of

Good fun that is funny

It's fun to have fun

But ya got to know how

Bleurgh! (Ugh...)

Hairball

I know lots of good tricks, and I'll—

Stop this right now!

The fish is talking!

This cat should not be here, he should not be about

He should not be here when your mother is out

Come on kids, you're gonna listen to him?

He drinks where he pees!

There was this cat I knew

Back home where I was bred

He never listened to

A single thing his mother said

He never used the litter box

He made a mess in the halls

That's why they sent him to a vet

To cut off both his ball—

Ba... ba...

Boy, that wasn't

Fun, fun, fun!

He never learned you can have

Fun, fun, fun!

But less is more

They may ship you off to school

So rein it in a little

We can't spell "fun" without you in the middle!

(Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah)

Children, this cat is currently in violation of seventeen of your mother's rules

City morgue!

Eighteen!

There was this high-strung cat

Who thought she knew it all

The way she scheduled out her day

Could drive you up the wall

She liked to be the teacher's pet

Always the head of the class

And took a ton of TNT

To kill the bug up her a—

A... a...

Ask me was she

Fun, fun, fun?

Not a chance, you can't have

Fun, fun, fun!

If you're uptight

So loosen up and lose those lists

Life isn't such a riddle

You can't spell "fun" without you in the middle!

You can juggle, work and play

But you have to know the way

You can keep afloat a wish

Like the way I do this fish

You can be a happy fella

Someone throw me that umbrella

And that rake, that cake

That's what you make it

So have

Fun, fun, fun!

Go insane and have some

Fun, fun, fun!

Just look at me

Fun, fun, fun!

No more rain, look, it's a

Sun, sun, sun!

So can't you see?

I'm as happy as a clam

I'm as fit as a fiddle

Yeah, the dogs may bark about you

And the pure-bred cats may doubt you

But remember this, you can't have fun without you in the middle!

Bravo, cat...