Alfie

Do you know why he's hangin' on?

Alfie, you've waited too long

You've been stuck there in a coma

Well, we need you to wake up and come back home

Because the beer's gone flat, the jokes are getting old

We need you to turn back on the lightbulb

So wake up, Alfie, let's have a crack

We're waitin' for you to come back

Oh, Alfie, can you hear me calling you?

Alfie, can you hear me calling?

Well, I don't know if I'm even getting through

Can you hear me calling out for you?

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Can you hear me calling out for you?

We've been trying to sing our old songs

But without you here it all sounds so wrong

And now there's nowhere (Nowhere) left to play

They put a sold sign out the front and burned it down anyway

And now the beer's going flat, the jokes are getting old

We need you to throw us all a lifeboat

So wake up, Alfie, let's have a crack

We're waiting for you to come back

Oh, Alfie, can you hear me calling you?

Alfie, can you hear me calling?

Well, I don't know if I'm even getting through

Can you hear me calling out for you?

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Can you hear me calling you?

Oh, Alfie (Alfie)

Can you hear me? (Hear me)

It isn't the same without you now

If it's goodbye then we'll see you on the other side

Alfie (Alfie)

If you can hear me (Hear me)

Hurry up, Alfie

That joke isn't funny anymore

We're all just fucking bored

So, Alfie, can you hear me calling you?

Alfie, can you hear me calling?

Well, we're trying but we're just not getting through

Can you hear me calling out for you?

Oh, Alfie, can you hear me calling you?

Alfie, can you hear me calling?

Well, I don't know if I'm even getting through

Can you hear me calling out for you?

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Can you hear me calling? One more time

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Bag it up, bag it all up now, Alfie

Can you hear me calling out for you?