Killed to Death by Piracy

Some men are killed by gunfire

Some men are killed by swords

Some men are killed by undead minions

Of the zombie horde

Some men fall off buildings

And splatter to a paste

Some men will shit their guts to death

When poison they do taste

Explosions in the night

Your fucking ship is burning bright

Your doom comes from the sea

Killed to death by piracy

Gunfire and cannon blasts

The pirate horde will kick your ass

Your doom comes from the sea

Killed to death by piracy

Some men are killed by robots

Some men are killed by cars

Some men will die asleep in bed

(But that's not very yarr)

Some men are killed in outer space

While walking on the moon

Some men will have their entrails gouged out

With a rusty spoon

There's just one death

That matters to me

You must be killed

By piracy

Explosions in the night

Your fucking ship is burning bright

Your doom comes from the sea

Killed to death by piracy

Gunfire and cannon blasts

The pirate horde will kick your ass

Your doom comes from the sea

Killed to death by piracy

Explosions in the night

Your fucking ship is burning bright

Your doom comes from the sea

Killed to death by piracy

Gunfire and cannon blasts

The pirate horde will kick your ass

Your doom comes from the sea

Killed to death by piracy