Mega-Supreme Treasure of the Eternal Thunderfist

Long is the road we have travelled

Far from the lands we call home

Lost in a dream of eternity

On a quest to horizons unknown

Forged in the fires of warfare

Drawn from the gathering mist

We will rise from the ashes of chaos

For the Treasure of the Thunderfist

Down into the endless spiral I descend

Black oceans closing in

I see the centuries of torment without end

The price of all my sins

Cosmic mysteries of time will now unfold

Waves come crashing down

A shipwrecked vessel from a legend once foretold

Upon its flag a silver crown

When the stars in the sky fade away

And empires shatter and fall

We will rise from the depths of the sea

To heed the voyager's call

Sailing under the flag of a land

Now lost to shadow and war

To the ends of the earth we will quest

Eternal forevermore

I heard the whispers

Of a treasure lost

For countless centuries

Far deep beneath the sea

The shaman lord of Dorset

Took me to his hidden cave

To learn forbidden secrets

Stolen from beyond the grave

Dreams! Dreams! Dreams of a skeleton

Pointing a finger of crumbling bone

East! East! East to the precipice

Lytchett Matravers and Ashington

Dreams! Dreams! Dreams of a skeleton

Show me a future that I have missed

It comes to me in a waking dream

Treasure so mega and supreme

Of the Eternal Thunderfist

When the stars in the sky fade away

And empires shatter and fall

We will rise from the depths of the sea

To heed the voyager's call

Sailing under the flag of a land

Now lost to shadow and war

To the ends of the earth we will quest

Eternal forevermore

Eternal forevermore

Eternal forevermore

Wondrous city of Bournemouth

Land of the drunkards who yearn to be free

Raise your beer, drink like you mean it

Bournemouth the place where a pirate should be

Terrible city of Bournemouth

Land where the toilets flow into the sea

Raise your beer, drink like you mean it

Bournemouth the place for a pirate like me

My voyage led me to an eldritch chamber beneath the forsaken city of Bournemouth. What terrible secrets might I discover?!

Long is the road we have travelled

Far from the lands we call home

Lost in a dream of eternity

On a quest to horizons unknown

Forged in the fires of warfare

Drawn from the gathering mist

In the calm of the storm I still wander

Til the light of the dawn will persist

Under the moon's silent gaze I must tread where the spirits prevail

Chasing the meaning of a hidden rhyme, now lost to time

Through streets that echo with songs of secrets buried deep in the sand

This gilded map of ancient lies, still clenched within my hand

Violently escaping parameters of life

Vicious eccentric pirate lords

Vindicating eternal powerful legends

Ve-Eplu rides at dawn!

Long is the road we have travelled

Far from the lands we call home

Lost in a dream of eternity

On a quest to horizons unknown

Forged in the fires of warfare

Drawn from the gathering mist

We will rise from the ashes of chaos

For the Treasure of the Thunderfist

Wondrous city of Bournemouth, give up your treasures to me

I am the heir of the Thunderfist, I rule the land and the sea

Long is the road we have travelled, empires did shatter and fall

Now the end of the quest is in sight, you must heed this voyager's call

There are no diamonds

There's no gold to be found

Fooled by the lies of a madman

Nothing concealed underground

But my life was not wasted

And this bond will not fray

For the real treasure's the friends we made

Along the way

Long is the road we have travelled

Far from the lands we call home

Lost in a dream of eternity

On a quest to horizons unknown

Forged in the fires of warfare

Drawn from the gathering mist

We will rise from the ashes of chaos

For the Treasure of the Thunderfist

We will rise from the ashes of chaos

For the Treasure of the Thunderfist

When the stars in the sky fade away

And empires shatter and fall

We will rise from the depths of the sea

To heed the voyager's call

Sailing under the flag of a land

Now lost to shadow and war

To the ends of the earth we will quest

Eternal forevermore