Rize of the Fenix

When the Pick of Destiny was released, it was the bomb

And all the critics said that the D was done

The sun had set and the chapter had closed

But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

Just like the phoenix, we'll fucking rise again

That's right, the phoenix will rise again, yeah

'Cause the fiery heart of the champion cannot be quell-ched

By a failure or an embarrassment, no way, no

And the critics all agreed, it was a stinky pile of cheese

But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong

Just like the phoenix, we'll fucking rise again, yeah

Just like the phoenix, we'll rise again

Sunshine, it's a hell of a day

Run back and it's headed your way

He's here, now we're putting on a show

We're sneaking up, climbing into your window

I'm rocking, yeah, we're rocking again

Black Mamba is my personal friend

Phil Jackson is the master of Zen

We'll pick you up, take you out for the weekend

It's the rize of the fenix

It's the call of attack

And you'll know when you've seen us

The fucking D is back, yeah

Love making all the way to the top

Boots smoking, but I'm not gonna stop

Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance

Hot-blooded, that's a lot of romance

It's the rize of the fenix

And we ride with the pack

It's the magic between us

The fucking D is back

But what if it's true?

If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?

And what will we do

'Bout all the fans will have the D tattoo?

They'll have them removed

They'll have to laser off the D tattoos

Tattoo

They'll have to laser off the D tattoo

Wait a minute, Cage

What's that you say?

You know it's not too late

Yes, it is too late

We only need one hit

Just imagine it

We could be the shit

Too legit to quit

One hit, one hit

One hit, yeah, we're hoping this is it

One hit, Top 10 hit

Top 40 hit, Top 1000 hit

I don't care as long as we get there

We'll start anew

And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo

You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo