Banana

Banana Daiquiri

I wake up as the sun goes down

Inject my brain with alcohol and wear my party crown

It's a pirates life every single fucking day

If you're not drinking rum get the fuck out my way

We can do what we wanna do

Drink a pint of gin from a homeless guy's shoe

We will die when we wanna die

The madness only stops when we're bleeding from our eyes

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Sailing cross the seas

Yeah I'm doing what I please

My best life as a pirate

Yeah I'm drinking lots of rum

Cos I love it

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Shoot a cannon through the door

Puke my guts up on the floor

The sun will soon be rising

And we're running out of time

So tonight we're gonna party

Like it's 1699

Don't give a fuck if we live or if we die

(You're a bunch of cunts, you're a bunch of wankers)

So raise your hook in the Caribbean sky

(Stick it up your butt, stick it up your arsehole)

We're on a quest to the middle of the sea

(Fuck the fucking land, fuck the fucking mountains)

So pour me a mug of banana daiquiri

(Banana daiquiri!)

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Sailing cross the seas

Yeah I'm doing what I please

My best life as a pirate

Yeah I'm drinking lots of rum

Cos I love it

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Shoot a cannon through the door

Puke my guts up on the floor

The sun will soon be rising

And we're running out of time

So tonight we're gonna party

Like it's 1699

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Sailing cross the seas

Yeah I'm doing what I please

My best life as a pirate

Yeah I'm drinking lots of rum

Cos I love it

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Shoot a cannon through the door

Puke my guts up on the floor

The sun will soon be rising

And we're running out of time

So tonight we're gonna party

Like it's 1699