Banana

Banana Daiquiri

I wake up as the sun goes down

Inject my brain with alcohol and wear my party crown

It's a pirates life, every single fucking day

If you're not drinking rum, get the fuck out my way

We can do what we wanna do

Drink a pint of gin from a homeless guy's shoe

We will die when we wanna die

The madness only stops when we're bleeding from our eyes

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Sailing cross the seas, yeah, I'm doing what I please

My best life as a pirate

Yeah, I'm drinking lots of rum 'cause I love it

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Shoot a cannon through the door

Puke my guts up on the floor

The sun will soon be rising and we're running out of time

So tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699

Don't give a fuck if we live or if we die

You're a bunch of cunts, you're a bunch of wankers

So raise your hook in the Caribbean sky

Stick it up your butt, stick it up your arsehole

We're on a quest to the middle of the sea

Fuck the fucking land, fuck the fucking mountains

So pour me a mug of banana daiquiri

Banana daiquiri

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Sailing cross the seas, yeah, I'm doing what I please

My best life as a pirate

Yeah, I'm drinking lots of rum 'cause I love it

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Shoot a cannon through the door

Puke my guts up on the floor

The sun will soon be rising and we're running out of time

So tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Sailing cross the seas, yeah, I'm doing what I please

My best life as a pirate

Yeah, I'm drinking lots of rum 'cause I love it

I'm living my best life as a pirate

Shoot a cannon through the door

Puke my guts up on the floor

The sun will soon be rising and we're running out of time

So tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699