Boys These Days

Well, baby's trying to come for my house

Well maybe, poor baby, you should try a bit harder

When I was your age we didn't have marijuana, we just had

Working at a job every day

And if you ever felt down, well then, baby, you'd fake it

Well, know I've never even seen myself naked

And I'm fine

Now it's all just vaping and porn

It's probably all that sitting on faces they're doing

Ah, these kids don't even know they've been born

I can't think what they do when they're together

They do when they're together

They do when they're together, they're doing

Probably doing it together

They're doing it together

They're doing, doing, doing

Good god, boys these days

Look like girls, look like girls these days

Look like girls, look like girls

Maybe what they need is a war

Ah, these kids, nah, they don't care about nothing at all

When I was your age, we didn't even have doors, we just had

Playing in the traffic with rocks

If a car knocked you down, well then, you'd get right back up

When I was your age, you know, we didn't need much to have fun

Now it's all just fucking on drugs

For dear old Maureen, well, once a year was enough

Well, whatever happened to not making love?

It's just sick

What they do when they're together

They do when they're together

They do when they're together, they do when

Probably doing it together

They're doing it together

They're doing, doing, doing

Boys these days

Oh, those boys these days

Oh, those boys

Good god, boys these days

Look like girls, look like girls

Boys these days

Look like girls

Oh, no-no-no one's smoking cigarettes

They're chaining up the pubs

To glue themselves to goalposts, just give the whole thing up

Oh, well, they talk about our feelings

And give each other hugs

Oh, those boys these days

Look like girls, look like girls

Boys these days