Down South

But yeah, and I like traveling down south, have a good time down south

Yeah, the weird thing about being down south is even when they're being mean, they still sound polite

You know what I'm talking about? Like the phrase, "Bless her heart"

Sounds nice, doesn't it? Bless her heart, how sweet

If you don't know what bless her heart actually means, it's "That dumb bitch"

That's what it actually translates to

If you're like, "She ain't never read a book in her whole life, bless her hard"

"I told her we were going to Paris, she thought we meant Paris, Texas, bless her heart"

Love it, love that

The other thing I like in the south is there's like a hack joke that people having sex with their cousins

And the weird thing is if you say that in the south, people don't deny it

They don't deny, all they do is say it's happening in the state next to theirs

What a strange response

Right? You'll be in Virginia, be like, "Are you guys actually having sex with your cousins?"

They'll be like, "No, but they do that in West Virginia, I'll tell you that right now"

And then it's like a chain in West Virginia, like, "Nope, but they do that in Kentucky"

Kentucky, like, "Nope, but they do that in Tennessee"

Tennessee, like, "Nope, but they do that in Mississippi"

Mississippi, like, "Yeah, we do that here actually, it's pretty good"