Upcoming Concerts for Matt Ruby
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Matt Ruby
Comedian
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Matt Ruby
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Nick Angelo
Producer
Lyrics
October 7th
It's funny already, right?
Well, let's talk about it
My dad's from Israel
And I've got good friends from Israel
I have one Israeli buddy, he's furious at progressives in America
For not being more upset about October 7th
You know, he's like, "Those are the kind of people that would have been at that music festival
Why aren't they more upset? Why aren't you more upset?
How would you feel if terrorists just stormed Coachella and murdered hundreds of people there?"
And I was like, "Coachella, huh?"
Who's headlining?
'Cause I made all the data, you know?
Chain smokers? I might beat Team Hamas on this one, honestly
I gotta, from the river to the sea, we should live chain-smoker-free
I've always said it, guys
And you know who fascinates me is Kanye
He's so confident, you know?
He's got that Kanye-fidence
Love it
I watch this documentary all about him, it's before he's even famous
He goes to this record company, goes to every single office there
Puts on a CD, plays tracks for every single person who works there
And they're all like, "This is crazy, man, you're being wild"
And he's like, "Just you wait, pretty soon everyone's gonna be on board with this"
Then he turned into the most famous rapper in the world
You know, couple years later he came out with that fashion line
Remember, like, sneakers that look like spaceships
Sweaters that are eight sizes too big
Everyone who worked in fashion was like, "This is crazy, man, you're wild"
He was like, "Just you wait, pretty soon everyone's gonna be on board with this"
Turned into a billion-dollar company
And then remember, like, a year and a half ago
He starts saying all that anti-Semitic stuff
Do you remember how we reacted?
We were like, "This is crazy, man, you're being wild"
You gotta believe he was thinking, "Just you wait, alright"
"Pretty soon everyone's gonna be on board with this"
Kanye never misses
Except when it's time to take his meds
That's the only time that dude misses
Sometimes that joke doesn't go that well
But I'm okay with that, I'm okay with that feeling
You know why? 'Cause I'm half-Israeli, half-Russian
So, I love to bomb
Woo, alright
Written by: Matt Ruby