Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with transgender people

I support them, we should protect them

I don't want to sound like one of these right-wingers who doesn't like trans people

'Cause I accidentally wound up sounding like that the other day

And I was just complaining about getting hit by an e-bike

'Cause as a pedestrian, I see a bike, I know how long

I look left, I cross the street, I've been doing it fine almost all my life

But recently, with these e-bikes, I don't know what's happening

Like I look right, I see a bike, I'm like, "Alright, I got this long"

I look left, I go to cross the street, I got hit by an e-bike

In the bike lane, this e-bike in the bike lane

I'm like, "Look, I know you say you're a bicycle, but

You got an engine under the hood, let's be real"

Like, follow your bliss, I'm just not sure you belong in this lane is all I'm saying

Yeah, you're trans-portation, that's what you are

And I was hanging out with some lesbians recently

Love the lesbians, alright

I loved hanging out with the lesbians, I love it

You know, but they were complaining all about like toxic masculinity

And the patriarchy, and I get that

But I'm looking around at this room full of lesbians that all hate men

I'm like, "Yeah, but you're all dressed exactly like men"

It's weird to dress like a group that you hate

You're all like, "I hate the patriarchy, men suck"

I'm like, "Yeah, but you got work boots, overalls, a plain old shirt, a buzzcut, you're cosplaying the patriarchy"

You look like a Marine that just finished building a deck

What are we talking about here?

Weird to dress like the group that you hate

There's only one other group that I can think of that does this, and that's biker gangs

'Cause they all say they hate gay men, but

You ever look at a biker gang?

Just a bunch of dudes dressed head to toe in leather

Hanging out at bars just with their buddies

Saying stuff like, "Put your arms around me and hang on tight"

It's gonna be a bumpy ride

It's like, you got knee pads sewn into your pants? That is fabulous

Alright, wow, wow

Oh, I get it, you're gonna ride a hog, I got it, okay