Apple Pie

Dinner time again

Seven courses in

Stomach's feeling tight

But I still need a bite

I've gotta finish strong

No dessert is wrong

Catch the waiter's eye

And even if I die

(Excuse me, can I see the dessert menu please)

I don't want the chocolate cake

Or an ice cream with a flake

The crème brûlée's a big mistake

I need it crispy warm and baked

Apple pie, one slice is never enough for me

I won't lie, type two diabetes is a small price to pay

Who's saving my pants now?

This'll take a while

But I force a smile

Mints are wafer thin

But they're filling in

Kitchen's closing up

And I'm not quite stuffed

I could eat a horse

Give me another course

(Excuse me, can I see the dessert menu please)

I don't want tiramisu

Or a chilled white chocolate mousse

The cheese board smells a bit like shoe

I need it warm with whipped cream too

Apple pie, one slice is never enough for me

I won't lie, type two diabetes is a small price to pay

Who's saving my pants now?

I don't want the Bakewell tart

From the discount À la carte

The trifle doesn't look that smart

A short crust pastry work of art is what I want

Don't you have like apple pie or something

Apple pie, one slice is never enough for me

I won't lie, type two diabetes is a small price to pay

Who's saving my pants now?