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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Adam Moran
Adam Moran
Songwriter
Matty O'Grady
Matty O'Grady
Songwriter
Gary Tough
Gary Tough
Songwriter
Jenna Moran
Jenna Moran
Songwriter

Lyrics

Dinner time again
Seven courses in
Stomach's feeling tight
But I still need a bite
I've gotta finish strong
No dessert is wrong
Catch the waiter's eye
And even if I die
(Excuse me, can I see the dessert menu please)
I don't want the chocolate cake
Or an ice cream with a flake
The crème brûlée's a big mistake
I need it crispy warm and baked
Apple pie, one slice is never enough for me
I won't lie, type two diabetes is a small price to pay
Who's saving my pants now?
This'll take a while
But I force a smile
Mints are wafer thin
But they're filling in
Kitchen's closing up
And I'm not quite stuffed
I could eat a horse
Give me another course
(Excuse me, can I see the dessert menu please)
I don't want tiramisu
Or a chilled white chocolate mousse
The cheese board smells a bit like shoe
I need it warm with whipped cream too
Apple pie, one slice is never enough for me
I won't lie, type two diabetes is a small price to pay
Who's saving my pants now?
I don't want the Bakewell tart
From the discount À la carte
The trifle doesn't look that smart
A short crust pastry work of art is what I want
Don't you have like apple pie or something
Apple pie, one slice is never enough for me
I won't lie, type two diabetes is a small price to pay
Who's saving my pants now?
Written by: Adam Moran, Gary Tough, Jenna Moran, Matty O'Grady
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