I Got Cheesecake

I'm eating a salad and this is a ballad

About how it's hard to stay in shape

I fancy a fry-up, I really should diet

But diets are always kind of lame

And I went by the gym, yeah, to run on the treadmill

I spent half an hour racked with pain

My lungs are on fire, I feel pretty tired

I think I've earned myself a treat

Give me a piece!

'Cause I got cheesecake

Running through my veins

Help me

But I just love the taste

I try not to notice

I'm trying on clothes that I can't even squeeze over my hips

The spin class is calling, but I'm always stalling

In bed watching Netflix, eating chips

The kettlebells burn and I'm starting to yearn

For something that's sweet and bad for you

I want carbohydrate

Just gimme a slice, mate

I don't see the harm in one or two

Give me a piece!

'Cause I got cheesecake

Running through my veins

Help me

But I just love the taste

I got cheesecake

Running through my veins

Help me

But I just love the taste

I just don't get it

I've tried everything

Slimming World

Weight Watchers

Even those awful aerobics DVDs

And I've still got a flabby belly

Have you tried eating healthy and exercising consistently?

Nah, **** that!

'Cause I got cheesecake

'Cause I got cheesecake

Running through my veins

Help me

But I just love the taste

I got cheesecake

Running through my veins

Help me

But I just love the taste