Oops Under the Mistletoe

[Verse 1]

I tried to bake the perfect pie,

But the oven caught fire and I don’t know why.

Your mom’s in the kitchen givin’ me the eye,

I just smile and pour a little wine on the sly.

Your sister’s on the couch with her snooty glare,

And I’m just tryna fix my windblown hair.

This Christmas might be a little wild,

But hey, babe, at least we’re still smilin’ in style.

[Pre-Chorus]

The tree’s lopsided, and the lights all flicker,

The turkey’s still frozen, the eggnog’s thicker.

But when you’re here, it’s all okay,

Guess we’ll laugh about it anyway.

[Chorus]

Oops, under the mistletoe,

Kissed your mom by mistake—oh no!

The stockings fell and the cat’s in the snow,

But we’re still gonna light up the show.

Oops, under the mistletoe,

This family Christmas is outta control!

But baby, as long as you’re holdin’ me close,

We’ll make it through, even when we overdose...

On holiday cheer—oh dear!

[Verse 2]

Your uncle’s rantin’ ‘bout the state of the nation,

Grandma’s passed out after too much libation.

The kids are runnin' wild in the Christmas mess,

And my gingerbread house is in distress.

Your dad’s askin’ me about wedding plans,

I just spill my drink and change the stance.

It’s chaos, but hey, that’s the deal,

Let’s make this crazy holiday feel real!

[Pre-Chorus]

The presents are lost, and the tree just fell,

The dog’s wearin’ tinsel, it’s a holiday spell.

But when you’re here, I don’t even care,

We’ll just pretend it’s our Christmas fair.

[Chorus]

Oops, under the mistletoe,

Kissed your mom by mistake—oh no!

The stockings fell and the cat’s in the snow,

But we’re still gonna light up the show.

Oops, under the mistletoe,

This family Christmas is outta control!

But baby, as long as you’re holdin’ me close,

We’ll make it through, even when we overdose...

On holiday cheer—oh dear!

[Bridge]

The tree’s a wreck, the turkey’s burnt,

I spilled the gravy, but we still learned—

It’s not about the perfect day,

It’s about the fun along the way.

[Chorus]

Oops, under the mistletoe,

Kissed your mom by mistake—oh no!

The stockings fell and the cat’s in the snow,

But we’re still gonna light up the show.

Oops, under the mistletoe,

This family Christmas is outta control!

But baby, as long as you’re holdin’ me close,

We’ll make it through, even when we overdose...

On holiday cheer—oh dear!

[Outro]

Oops, under the mistletoe—

Who knew the holidays would steal the show?

But hey, babe, as long as you’re near,

We’ll laugh it off and make it through this year!