Gossip and Grandmas

[Verse 1]

Gather ‘round the table, it’s that time of year,

Uncle Joe’s tellin' stories, after too much beer.

Aunt Sue’s got opinions ‘bout your love life again,

And Grandma’s askin’ when you’re gonna bring home a friend.

[Pre-Chorus]

It’s Christmas chaos, but we love it the same,

With every year, it’s just a different game.

The eggnog’s strong, and the gossip’s flyin’,

But at this table, nobody’s denyin’.

[Chorus]

It’s eggnog, gossip, and Grandma’s pie,

Everyone’s here, and the turkey’s fried.

Dad’s burnin’ the ham, Mom’s yellin’ “sit down!”

But baby, it’s the best show in this town.

Eggnog, gossip, and holiday cheer,

We do it bigger and messier each year.

It’s a crazy ride, but it’s home, you see,

‘Cause Christmas ain’t Christmas without family.

[Verse 2]

Cousin Bobby brought his new girlfriend around,

She’s got vegan cookies and a nervous frown.

Nana’s stirrin’ the gravy with her stern old ways,

While Grandpa’s in the corner, stuck in his chair daze.

[Pre-Chorus]

The dogs are barkin’, the kids run wild,

Every year feels like Survivor: Christmas Style.

But between the laughs and the burnt desserts,

We make it through, for better or worse.

[Chorus]

It’s eggnog, gossip, and Grandma’s pie,

Everyone’s here, and the turkey’s fried.

Dad’s burnin’ the ham, Mom’s yellin’ “sit down!”

But baby, it’s the best show in this town.

Eggnog, gossip, and holiday cheer,

We do it bigger and messier each year.

It’s a crazy ride, but it’s home, you see,

‘Cause Christmas ain’t Christmas without family.

[Bridge]

Pass the mashed potatoes, grab a seat,

There’s nothin’ like a holiday family feast.

We bicker, we banter, we roll our eyes,

But when we’re together, it’s no surprise.

[Chorus]

Eggnog, gossip, and Grandma’s pie,

Everyone’s here, and the turkey’s fried.

Dad’s burnin’ the ham, Mom’s yellin’ “sit down!”

But baby, it’s the best show in this town.

Eggnog, gossip, and holiday cheer,

We do it bigger and messier each year.

It’s a crazy ride, but it’s home, you see,

‘Cause Christmas ain’t Christmas without family.

[Outro]

So here’s to the madness, here’s to the fun,

With this crew, the holidays have just begun.

Eggnog, gossip, and stories that fly,

Here’s to family, under the Christmas sky.