Eggnog and Mistakes

[Verse 1]

The Christmas lights are tangled, can’t find the end,

Burned the turkey and texted my ex again.

Eggnog’s got me feelin’ bold,

But these holiday mistakes are gettin’ old.

[Pre-Chorus]

I tried to keep it classy, but it’s hard to fake,

When you’re three cups deep in eggnog and mistakes.

Grandma’s passed out, the kids are wild,

And I’m here regrettin’ that last drunk dial.

[Chorus]

Eggnog and mistakes, that’s how I roll,

Christmas cheer gets out of control.

I said things I shouldn’t, did things I regret,

But it’s Christmas, baby, ain’t done yet.

Eggnog and mistakes, let’s raise a glass,

For all the holiday moments that go too fast.

We’ll laugh it off, and start again,

Here’s to Christmas chaos with all our friends.

[Verse 2]

Uncle Joe’s dancin’ with the Christmas tree,

Spilled the punch bowl, now it’s just me.

Pulled a cracker, and lost the fight,

Guess I’ll be wearin’ this paper crown tonight.

[Pre-Chorus]

I swore this year I’d keep it cool,

But the eggnog always breaks the rule.

Tinsel’s in my hair, the dog’s got the ham,

And here I am, sayin’, “Oh damn…”

[Chorus]

Eggnog and mistakes, that’s how I roll,

Christmas cheer gets out of control.

I said things I shouldn’t, did things I regret,

But it’s Christmas, baby, ain’t done yet.

Eggnog and mistakes, let’s raise a glass,

For all the holiday moments that go too fast.

We’ll laugh it off, and start again,

Here’s to Christmas chaos with all our friends.

[Bridge]

I’ll wake up tomorrow, head full of shame,

But tonight, let’s own it, no one’s to blame.

We’re here for the laughs, the love, and the cheer,

Even if I spilled wine on my sweater this year.

[Chorus]

Eggnog and mistakes, that’s how I roll,

Christmas cheer gets out of control.

I said things I shouldn’t, did things I regret,

But it’s Christmas, baby, ain’t done yet.

Eggnog and mistakes, let’s raise a glass,

For all the holiday moments that go too fast.

We’ll laugh it off, and start again,

Here’s to Christmas chaos with all our friends.

[Outro]

So when Christmas comes ‘round, don’t be afraid,

To make a few mistakes, it’s all homemade.

Eggnog and laughter, that’s how it goes,

In this holiday mess, love still shows.