Office Mistletoe

[Verse 1]

It’s the office party, the boss is smilin’ wide,

Spiked punch in hand, we're in for a wild ride.

Jill from accounting's already two drinks deep,

And Bob from HR is tryin’ to keep it discreet.

[Pre-Chorus]

It’s that time of year when the cubicles blur,

And everyone's tipsy, even the interns, for sure.

The mistletoe’s hung by the copier with care,

But you better watch out who’s standin’ there.

[Chorus]

Mistletoe and office mess,

Who’s gonna kiss, we can only guess.

Santa hats on, and the gossip flows,

When morning comes, nobody knows.

It’s spreadsheets, punch, and high heels askew,

Watch out, Karen’s had a few.

We’re all playin’ the holiday game,

But tomorrow, baby, won't be the same.

[Verse 2]

The boss just danced with a glass of wine,

He’s tellin' stories like it’s 1989.

Carol from sales spilled eggnog on her blouse,

And Dave's on the mic—should we clear the house?

[Pre-Chorus]

It's the season to party, but tread real light,

‘Cause we’ve still gotta work in the morning light.

The copier’s jammed with someone's bad jokes,

And Barry’s tryin' not to choke on the eggnog yolks.

[Chorus]

Mistletoe and office mess,

Who’s gonna kiss, we can only guess.

Santa hats on, and the gossip flows,

When morning comes, nobody knows.

It’s spreadsheets, punch, and high heels askew,

Watch out, Karen’s had a few.

We’re all playin’ the holiday game,

But tomorrow, baby, won't be the same.

[Bridge]

It’s all fun ‘til the lights go low,

And someone’s dancin' like they're in a show.

The photos, the whispers, the emails fly,

But it’s Christmas, so no need to cry.

[Chorus]

Mistletoe and office mess,

Who’s gonna kiss, we can only guess.

Santa hats on, and the gossip flows,

When morning comes, nobody knows.

It’s spreadsheets, punch, and high heels askew,

Watch out, Karen’s had a few.

We’re all playin’ the holiday game,

But tomorrow, baby, won't be the same.

[Outro]

So here’s to the party, here's to the cheer,

We’ll laugh about this for the rest of the year.

Mistletoe, drinks, and all the rest,

That holiday office party’s the best.