Who's Got Yer Belly?

Well the word on the street I heard somebody say

Is you had a real shitin' turd of a day

So I looked in my pocket, and guess what I found?

Ten digits just waitin' there to take you to town

I got a five finger discount comin' your way

I'm a finger ball wizard, I just give it away

You lookin' for some belly work, well don't be alarmed

I got the friggin' tools on the end of my arm

If you're feelin' low, I'll put the peanut in your jelly

No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?

Well, people got milk and people got game

They're both refreshing, but they're both not the same

When my baby get's my belly, she sets me on fire

Get the rightest feelin' hard, it's 'cause there's air in my tire

When I get your belly, it's to show I care

Six pack, spare tire, fully clothed, or bare

You lookin' for some belly work, well don't be alarmed

I got the friggin' tools on the end of my arm

The hockey games in overtime and some one broke the telly

No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?

Take it, Alex

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

You got a problem and we're gonna fix it

You gotta aim below the tits, above the belt

With just the right pressure so you don't leave a welt

Line up single file, you all know the drill

If the livin' don't get you, then the rum will

You lookin' for some belly work, well don't be alarmed

I got the friggin' tools on the end of my arm

Forgot to change the litter, now your kitty's gettin' smelly

No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?

If you're feelin' sick, I'll get you feelin' welly welly

No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?

You croakin' for a dart and all that's open is the deli

No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly?

You might be good at grammar, but you're terrible at spelly

No one's got yer back, but who's got yer belly? Come on, yeah

Check my resume, you know I got this