Liquor and Whores (Nashville Hot)

Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigrits and dope

And mustard and bologna

Liquor and whores

Well I was down drinking at the legion

I met girl she was nice

She was pretty and pleasing

She said "Hey boy we should do some marryin'"

I said "Sure but before we do

There's something that you should know"

I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigrits and dope

And mustard and bologna

Liquor and whores

A doodly doot n doot n doo

A doodly doot n doot n doo

Play that ol' dobro Danny!

And then one night down at the legion

She walked in I was drunk on gin

And I was dancing with a lady friend

My wife said "Hey boy

You better fly the fuck home!"

But I said "No because of five little words

I coulda fucking swore I said to you"

And those five words were

I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigrits and dope

And mustard and bologna

Liquor and whores

I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Here we go

Cigrits and dope

And mustard and bologna

And liquor and whores