There's Only One Jim

Well there's only Jim that I like to hit

And his last name is Beam

And I ain't into getting jacked

Unless Daniels is what you mean

Well the treadmill felt like it would kill me

Lord it just ain't my scene

Yeah there's only one Jim that I like to hit

And his last name is Beam

Sure I'll talk about fitness

If you mean fit'nis flask in my jacket

No I ain't quittin' this

So if you got a beer let's crack it

I've been to a gym I've taken a swim

Lord it just ain't for me

I prefer sittin' at bars not liftin' them

So pour the whiskey

Yeah there's only Jim that I like to hit

And his last name is Beam

And I ain't into getting jacked

Unless Daniels is what you mean

Well the treadmill felt like it would kill me

Lord it just ain't my scene

Yeah there's only one Jim that I like to hit

And his last name is Beam

Sure I'll talk about pullups

When I pull myself up offa my back

And when I get the hiccups

Well that just makes my abs contract

I've riden a bike I've gone on hikes

Lord it just ain't my bag

And I'm getting pretty good at these 12 oz curls

But I don't wanna brag

Hey Bubs what the fuck are you doing in here?

What am I doing here Muscles?

I'm hittin' the fucking Jim baby

OOGA CHUCKA OOGA CHUCKA

Since when do you work out?

I didn't say I'm working out Julian

I said I'm hittin' the Jim

Why do you have a big dirty drink in your hand?

I always drink when I work out man

You know that

Well there's only Jim that I like to hit

And his last name is Beam

And I ain't into getting jacked

Unless Daniels is what you mean

Well the treadmill felt like it would kill me

Lord it just ain't my scene

Yeah there's only one Jim that I like to hit

And his last name is Beam

Yeah there's only one Jim that I like to hit

And his last name is Beam

Yeah there's only one Jim that I like to hit

And his last name is Beam

Get your Jim Beam everybody

Don't forget to tip your bartender

Get your Jim Beam

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