The Kittyman

There once was a cat with a hungry belly

The name of the cat was Whiskers Jelly

His throat was dry and his bowl was bare

Meow me furry cats meow

Soon may the Kittyman come

With birds 'n mice 'n some tasty nums

One day when the critters come

We'll eat 'til our bellies are full

Well Jelly got his boys and they gathered round

They scattered seeds from a sack they found

In hopes the seeds they spread on the ground

Would bring small critters aboot

Soon may the Kittyman come

With birds 'n mice 'n some tasty nums

One day when the critters come

We'll eat 'til our bellies are full

Well the gang was bored and morale had dipped

Til one of the seeds grew green catnip

They sniffed 'n they snacked and they all got ripped

They all had a meow that night

Soon may the Kittyman come

With birds 'n mice 'n some tasty nums

One day when the critters come

We'll eat 'til our bellies are full

Well their heads were hung when the morn was nigh

The nip was strong and they all got high

Their bellies were shrunk and their bowls still dry

Oh bring us some mice today

Soon may the Kittyman come

With birds 'n mice 'n some tasty nums

One day when the critters come

We'll eat 'til our bellies are full