Me and The Girls

Me and the girls don't care if we're ugly, me and the girls are out having fun

You and the boys are playing your Xbox, you and the guys are sooking, so dumb

You and your boy band ugly and hairy, me and the girls are snazzy and hot

You and your boy band look frumpy grumpy, you and the boys look ugly as fuck

Me and the girls are drunk at the airport

Can you believe it? It's open bar

Me and the girls are drunk at the airport

Can you believe it? It's open bar

Me and the girls are stealin' our napkins, me and the girls don't want to be taxed

Me and the girls want free abortions, you and the boys can't even get waxed

Me and the girls, we don't want protection, me and the girls don't want to be boxed

Me and the girls are gonna go party, you and the boys can shut the fuck up

Me and the girls are drunk at the airport

Can you believe it? It's open bar

Me and the girls are drunk at the airport

Can you believe it? It's open bar

Skip forward a couple hours, I've had about eight too many shots

I am crawlin' home, I'm goin' past the shops

Get a bag of chippies and a snack, if I make it home, well, I'll get fat

'Cause I wanna lay in my bed while I'm wasted

Tomorrow, I'm gonna have a dead head

Then I will wake up again

Pick up my phone, get the headache

You'll be knockin' on my door to get workin', I'll be thinkin', "Fuck this jerk"

And again, it goes around, never learn my lesson in this town

Wanna go party all the time, everything else keeps me in line