Waterboy

Remember that dude? Remember that dude who looked like a raisin Dressed up to go to a party? Okay Okay Alright Look at me, it's time to grease And I'm outside harvesting clams Congratulations on your new job You fucking wrath, this ain't what you want Chicken water filled in your cup Slept three days, now I'm up Steal a bike, make a couple bucks Call the dude, said let's meet up Let's meet up Spend all day at the nail salon Living like this, you won't live long Go get high on nostalgia You should get checked for chlamydia A big TV, small couch Need more liquids in your mouth All dried up like a fucking poon Or like a raisin dude Remember that dude? Remember that dude? All like dressed up like, y'know w- wait, uh Spend all day at the nail salon Living like this, you won't live long Spend all day at the nail salon Living like this, you won't live long Okay Alright Okay You need money for a hamburger Drink your beer room temperature Nodding off on painkillers Lost your girl, you're still texting her Spend all day at the nail salon Living like this, you won't live long Spend all day at the nail salon Living like this, you won't live long