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PERFORMING ARTISTS
John Francy
John Francy
Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Joe Bohrer
Joe Bohrer
Songwriter
Michael Papagna
Michael Papagna
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Trevor Wood
Trevor Wood
Producer

Lyrics

I hate this fucking board, it's a Chinese piece of shit
Hate this fucking board, I think I'm gonna quit
Hate this fucking board, it's got razor tail
It hit me in the nuts and made me fucking bail
I hate this fucking board
Hate this fucking board
I hate this fucking board, I can't land no tricks
It skates worse than a bag of dicks
Speaking of dicks, reminds me of my dad
'Cause it's the worst skateboard I ever fucking had
I hate this fucking board
Hate this fucking board (Go!)
I hate this fucking board
Hate this fucking board
Hate this fucking board
Written by: Joe Bohrer, Michael Papagna

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