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Joe Bohrer
Joe Bohrer
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I met a girl at the bar last week
It was Halloween and she said to me
You look good and you look like a snack
I got a nice home; do you wanna come back?
We took an Uber ride and we went to her place
She fed me some drinks and I fell on my face
When I woke up, I was missing my spleen
And I really can't remember much from Halloween
'Cause it's Halloween and I don't remember nothin'
Halloween and I don't remember shit
Halloween and I don't remember nothin'
Halloween - how'd I end up like this?
When I came to I was turnin' blue
I was wearing roller blades and a helmet too
I was tied up and it was no doubt
That it tasted like shit when she farted in my mouth
Then she grabbed my neck like The Undertaker
And used my face as a piece of toilet paper
This girl is crazy, this girl is a freak
And I like her so much I'm gonna see her next week
'Cause it's Halloween and I don't remember nothin'
Halloween and I don't remember shit
Halloween and I don't remember nothin'
Halloween - how'd I end up like this?
It's Halloween and I don't remember nothin'
Halloween and I don't remember shit
Halloween and I don't remember nothin'
Halloween - how'd I end up like this?
Written by: Joe Bohrer
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