Big Simpin'

Jimmy is a simp and he doesn't fucking skate

Since he fell in love with his Tinder date

Doesn't see his friends or answer their calls

Since his girlfriend's got him by the balls

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Jimmy is a simp and he's got no self respect

Or vertebraes in his motherfucking neck

And he likes a girl that's into femdom

That treats him like shit like his fucking mom

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Jimmy is a simp and he doesn't have a life

Since he traded his skateboard to be a housewife

So, if you're like Jim, then you're the fucking worst

Said, "Pick up your balls and put down your purse!"

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