Buy a Scooter

The Void, this is Mickey speaking

(Hi, my name is Little Jimmy and I was looking to buy a scooter)

Oh, we got what you need...

If you wanna raise a loser, buy them a Razor scooter

Just as bad as Rollerblades and even worse than having AIDS

Bunch of fucking little shits, goddamn idiots

'Cause if you wanna raise a loser, buy them a Razor scooter

Yee-haw!

(pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!)

You should get fucking neutered if you buy your kid a scooter

You should get fucking tasered if you buy your kid a Razor

You should get your fucking ass kicked (Yeah!)

'Cause if you wanna raise a loser, buy them a Razor scooter

Yee-haw!