All the Pussy You Will Slay

You got your mama's eyes and your daddy's cock

In a few short years you'll be ready to rock, my son

And boy, you'll have some fun

You just came out of a pussy hole

And you'll be back in one before you know, young man

You'll have more than you can stand

And I've never ever felt like this before

Son, I couldn't love you more

Oh

The pussy you will slay some day

They'll be giving it away

And, oh

You'll be munchin' so much muff just wait

All the pussy you will slay some day

You may not end up president

And you might struggle to pay the rent sometimes

And son, that'll be just fine

You may find yourself on a private jet

With free cocaine and crystal meth all night

And that'll still be alright

And I never thought I'd say these words out loud

But no matter what you do, son, you know that I'll be proud

Oh

The pussy you will slay some day

They'll be giving it away

And, oh

You'll be munchin' so much muff, just wait

All the pussy you will slay some day

Son, I don't know shit, but I know this much

In a few short years, you'll be up to your nuts in guts

With a bunch of fuckin' sluts

Oh

The pussy you will slay some day

They'll be giving it away

And, oh

You'll be munchin' so much muff, just wait

All the pussy you will slay some day