Redneck Shit

American by birth and Southern by the grace of God

Means that everything I do, I do it right

New York and California, you can go and have your fun

But down here I got a list of what I like

Eating tater tots and pussy

Sucking Mountain Dew and Tits

Kick my grandpa in his nutsack

And I suck my boss' dick

Fuck my cousin in her asshole

'Fore I finished on her tits

Then I shoot my neighbors cat

I love that redneck shit

You can make your jokes at us

And giggle all you want

But my friends and me man, we don't give a lick

If you can read this, then the bitch fell off

That's a sticker on a bike, sure

But it's a tattoo inked on my dick

Taking pictures of my mama

While she's tryna take a shit

Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples

And I laugh when they get hit

Pull my pecker out at Walmart

Then I pop my sister's zits

Jacking off my neighbor's dog

I love that redneck shit

People think we're crazy, man

They think we're all insane

Take a visit and I swear you'll never leave

You can stay at grandma's house

She'll cook you up some country ham

And after dinner you can nibble on her beef

Meet a bitty at the swap meet

Then I fucked her for a bit

Shoved a dildo up my asshole

Just to see if it can fit

Buy a bunch of nudy magazines

The ones that show the clits

Then I tow my brother's butt

I love that redneck shit

Redneck shit