Out for a Rip

I'm from the Great White North, right, like up above the States (Yeah)

The big landmass that the rest of the world hates (Fuck yeah)

Well, we are like, above that, fucking north, I guess

The big patch of trees, where everybody's bored to death

We're just chilling up here, sipping syrup, playing hockey

Before we learned to walk, we can crosscheck properly (Yeah)

Just rocking plaid jackets

Chainsaws, we operate 'em right (Fucking eh, right we do, bud)

We cut our weight in firewood (That's a lot)

Every twenty minutes or so (Smoke break)

And if the Leafs make the playoffs, I'll fucking jump in the lake

Fucking buddy comes over to my place the other night

And he's like (Hey), you wanna go out for a rip?

And I was like, fucking right (Yeah)

So we hop in the truck and hit the mud

And I was like, oh, fuck yeah, bud

Just out for a rip are you, bud?

Just out for a rip?

Just out for a rip are you, bud?

Just out for a rip?

Just out for a rip are you, bud?

Just out for a rip?

Just out for a rip are you, bud?

Just out for a rip?

I come from the land of the polite, where shit's covered in ice

And when I'm down in the States, they're like (You're too fucking nice)

I'm like, yeah, we got manners

But fucking buddies still fight and fucking swear

And fucking drink all night

Like this one time, me and fucking buddy are out having a dart

And fucking buddy burns a hole in my coat

And I was like, fuck bud, 'cause the coat was pretty new, right?

And he's like (Fuck you)

So I put his head in a snowbank

And just started fucking feeding him the right, left

Like fucking, boom, boom, boom, you had enough yet?

And he's like, okay, okay, fuck, chill out, shit

So I pulled him out of the snow and we went out for a rip (Yeah)

Just out for a rip are you, bud? (Oh fuck, yeah)

Just out for a rip? (Fucking right)

Just out for a rip are you, bud? (Oh fuck, yeah)

Just out for a rip? (Fucking right)

Just out for a rip are you, bud? (Oh fuck, yeah)

Just out for a rip? (Fucking right)

Just out for a rip are you, bud? (Oh fuck, yeah)

Just out for a rip? (Fucking right)