Ain’t No Thief

I showed up to the party in my favorite coat

On the back was an image of a shrimp on a boat

When you saw what I was wearin', you got real upset

And said, "That's the jacket that I got from my grandma"

Oh, well, I promise I ain't seen you before

And maybe your grandma had bought a couple more

And maybe I helped her at the grocery store

And she gave it to me as a gift

Uh, so quit bitchin', motherfucker

I went out on the porch to light a cigarette

I had six or seven lighters in my left pocket

I took out the one that said, "Shrimp City Beach, 1993"

And you told me, that's where you had your birthday party

And that the lighter were given as gifts

But I was there, too

Just dippin' my toes down on the beach, man

And I had that lighter specifically made for me, motherfucker, huh

I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief

I said, I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief

But, he got the same stuff

Huh, I said, I ain't no thief (He's got the same stuff)

He ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief

I said, I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief

But, he got the same stuff

We just got the same stuff

I said, we got

We

We got the same stuff, man

I ain't no thief

We just happen to have the same stuff, motherfucker, ooh

I recall buyin' this

I recall buyin' this exact lighter when I was 15 years old

My grandpappy gave it to me as a present

Because I had just finished Boy Scout trainin'

And he was so proud of me, that he decided

To create this lighter in the exact same image of yours

I said, I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

I said, I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

We just, oh

Oh, I said, I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

I said, I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

We just got the same stuff

Enjoy the music on your radio

I found this jacket right outside your store