Mr. Motivator

Repeat after me

I am I

And I intend to go, go, go

Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword on roller blades

Like Vasyl Lomachenko after four pints of Gatorade

Like Kathleen Hannah with bear claws grabbing Trump by the pussy

Like Delia Smith after ten Chardonnays baking me a nice cookie

How d'you like them clichés?

Let's seize the day

All hold hands

Chase the pricks away

Let's seize the day

All hold hands

Chase the pricks away

You can do it

You can do it

Yes, you can

I am I

And I intend to go, go, go

Like Frida Kahlo painting "Arm the Poor!" on your fuck-off wall

Like Tracy Emin in her unmade bed listening to The Fall

Like Flava Flav in the club riding on the back of John Wayne

Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers with LeBron James

How d'you like them clichés?

Let's seize the day

All hold hands

Chase the pricks away

Let's seize the day

All hold hands

Chase the pricks away

You can do it

You can do it

You can do it

It's all about the confidence

You're Joe Cal-fucking-Zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-Zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-Zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-Zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-Zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-Zaghe

Let's seize the day

All hold hands

Chase the pricks away

Let's seize the day

All hold hands

Chase the pricks away

You can do it

You can do it