Model Village

A lot of nine fingered boys in the village

They haven't got much choice in the village

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Model far, model right, model village

They ain't too friendly in the village (In the village)

There's a tabloid frenzy in the village

He's not a racist but in the village

Gotta drive half cut in the village

Model low crime rate in the village

Model race, model hate, model village (Village)

Got my head kicked in in the village

There's a lot of pink skin in the village

Hardest man in the world in the village

He's says he's got with every girl in the village

Take flight, take flight

Model village

I beg your pardon

I don't care about your rose garden

I've listened to the things you said

You just sound like you're scared to death

Still not in love with the village

Homophobes by the tonne in the village

A lot of over priced drugs in the village

A lot of half pint thugs in the village

Model car, model wife, model village

Model far, model right, model village

I see a lot of gammon in the village

I don't see a lot happen in the village

Just give them an anthem and they'll sing it

Still they don't know the meanings in it

Just saluting flags 'cause its British

Idiot spirits think they're kindred

Model low crime rate in the village

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It feels like the village is self pillaged

Still someone's making a killing

Take flight, take flight

Take flight

Model village

I beg your pardon

I don't care about your rose garden

I've listened to the things you said

You just sound like you're scared to death

I beg your pardon

I don't care about your rose garden

I've listened to the things you said

You just sound like you're scared to death

You gotta laugh as the curtain twitches

And the villagers bury their riches

But the village doesn't know what rich is

Just snitches snitching on snitches

Only one thing to do in the village

Just say toodle-do to the village

Toodle-fucking-do