Theme from "Family Guy"

It seems today

That all you see

Is violence and movies

And sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values

On which we used to rely?

It used to be

A big-time star

Was elegant as Garbo

Or Hedy Lamarr

But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez

You want to curl up and die

Lucky, there's a Family Guy

Lucky, there's a man who positively can do

All the things that make us

Laugh and cry

He's a family guy

When I was young

The songs were fair

With Mr. Johnny Mathis

And Sonny and Cher

But now we got Justin Timber-homo

A heartache all gone awry

So awry

The classic films

Were works of arts

The images were graceful

The stories were smart

But now we get Matrix Revolution

I'm sorry, I know this doesn't rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!

Lucky there's a Family Guy

Lucky there's a fella

Sweeter than vanilla

Wholesome as a piece of

Apple pie

He's a family guy!

His smile's a simple delight

He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites

Peter!

He bought my cute little hat

Yeah, we should talk about that

(About that! And his hat!)

He's mastered the comedy arts

He says, "Look out Hiroshima!" then casually farts

He's loaded with sexy appeal

And best of all, my titties are real. Have a feel!

No thank you

I gave it the office

The Brady Bunch

Has got their Mike

And pretty Laura Petrie

Has Dicky Van Dyke

But who around here could fill these loafers?

But here's a happy reply

Lucky there's a Family Guy

Lucky there's a man who positively can do

All the things that make us

Laugh and cry

He's a family guy!

He's a family guy!