Mr Slaters Parrot

(V. Stanshall)

Hello, and how did you find yourself this morning?

Well, I just rolled back the sheets, and there I was

When Mr. Slater's parrot says, "Hello!"

A geezer likes to get one on the go

We hope to hear him swear

We love to hear him squeak

We like to see him biting fingers in his horny beak

Sometimes he wants to whistle through his nose

Whilst picking up a peanut with his toes

If Johnny Morris had him on his show

You'd hear the Fuhrer's favorite say, "HELLO!"

Hello... Hello...