Jollity Farm

There's a farm called Misery, but of that we'll have none

Because we know of one

That's always lots of fun (Ha ha!)

And this one's name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it's great

For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl

The cats mee-yow

The dogs bow-wow

Everybody makes a row

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All the little pigs, they grunt and howl

(Grunt, howl, grunt, howl)

The cats mee-yow

(Mee-yow, mee-yow)

The dogs bow-wow

(Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff)

Everybody makes a row

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All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet

*birdsong, piano noodle*

The lambs all bleat

(baaaaa!)

And shake their feet

*rattle*

Everything's a perfect treat

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Regular as habit

The cocks begin to crow

(Cock-a-doodle-do)

Can the old buck rabbit

Sing "Stuff it up your jumper?"

Vo-do-de-oh

All the little ducks go quack quack quack

(quack, quack, quack)

The cows go Moo

*honk*

The bull does, too

*whonk!*

Everyone says how do you do

Down on Jollity Farm