You're Welcome

Aww, you can't just leave, not when you're dressed like that

Dressed like what? This is what I always wear

Yeah, and it's torture

How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?

Dear Diary

Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car

I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far

They're hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys

I'm a rat in a trap, correction, I'm the cheese

Hey there girl, ignore this fool

He tries to play cool while he's dribblin' drool

Just tryin' to say in our friendly way

That you've gotten hotter like every day (Oww!)

Hey there girl, avoid this punk

He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk

There is no lie, that dog won't try

When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause

Once you were geeky and nerdy

Now you're flirty, freaky and dirty

You were nothing and nobody

But now you're good enough to get with me, huh

You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, you've won a football star

You're welcome, baby, what's that smell?

That's the smell of me lovin' you well

You're welcome

This is not a drill, this is not a bad dream

In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream

Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware

You're not in real danger till they grab your hair

Come back girl, now don't play hurt

If you don't want me starin', why you wearin' that skirt?

We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed

It's all your fault that we're inflamed

'Cause once, you were grody and grotty

Now you've got a body like a Maserati

Stroke my fur, make me purr

Hey, you wanted to be popular (Hit me!)

You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, come get your football star

You're welcome, you've joined the pros

Once we squeeze you, you'll stay squoze

You're welcome on my lap, welcome on my knee

Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me

I got one last chance to save my ass

What was that move from my self-defense class?

I'll steal your heart like a thief, bring you sweet relief

Call me Wendy 'cause you'll never wonder where's the beef

They're a powder keg, so don't yell or beg

Stay friendly, then gently, accidentally sweep the leg

Oh, gross!

You're welcome, back up fool, you reek

You're welcome, well you smell like a sewage leek

You're welcome, wait dude, I'm pretty sure

This ain't mud, it's cow manure

You're welcome, it's everywhere

You're welcome, hold on, it's in my hair

You're welcome, hey girl, yeah, let's not dwell

On the smell, you can tell I can still be lovin' you well

Swell, no, I'll be lovin' her well

See you in hell, no, I'll be lovin' her well

No, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be

Lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin' her well

You're welcome

You're welcome

You're welcome