Saint Bernard

Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall

To remind me that I am a fool

Tell me where I came from, what I will always be

Just a spoiled little kid

Who went to Catholic school

When I am dead, I won't join their ranks

Because they are both holy and free

And I'm in Ohio, Satanic and chained up

And until the end, that's how it'll be

I said make me love myself

So that I might love you

Don't make me a liar

'Cause I swear to God

When I said it, I thought it was true

Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you

But he's got his own things to deal with

There's really just one thing that we have in common

Neither of us will be missed

A Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway

You always said how you loved dogs

I don't know if I count

But I'm tryin' my best

When I'm howlin' and barking these songs