Pretty Bird

I was striking, suave, ambitious

Feet to beak, so birdylicious

Now I'm vile, I am villainous and vicious

Oh, and malicious

I had it all, a TV show, women, too

I was tall, over 1 foot 2

Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes

That's why I am so evil, why I do what I do

He was a superstar

So young and vital

He's nasty

A South American Idol

He's a suspicious bird

Who said that about me?

A very vicious bird

I'll have you rotisseried

I was the king of telenovelas

The envy of all the other fellas

Then I was pushed out

For a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious

Common Paraguayan name

He's a nasty bird

I'm insidious

He's ghastly

Oh, I'm hideous

He was the real macaw

I'm a cockatoo

An obscene bird

Yes, that bit's true

I'm a feathery freak with a beak, a bird murderer

You think you're badder than me, I never heard of ya

I'm evil, I'll fill your cheese ball with weevils

I poop on people and I blame it on the seagulls

It was him

He's a nasty bird

I'm invincible

He's ghastly

I'm unminceable

I'm unwashable, unrinseable

Like an abandoned school, I have no principle

All of you Brazilian birds

All 80 million birds

I'll tell you what I'm going to do

I'm going to make you

Shut up now, shut up, it's just me

I will make you ugly, too

Did you hear how dramatic that was

With the end?