Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Cast of Wonka
Performer
Ian Watson
Accordion
Jeremy Holland-Smith
Conductor
Chris Hill
Bass
Ben Frost
Programming
Dave Foster
Programming
Ianto Thomas
Drums
John Parricelli
Guitar
Everton Nelson
Orchestra Leader
Randy Kerber
Piano
Pedro Segundo
Percussion
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Neil Hannon
Composer
Paul King
Lyrics
Simon Farnaby
Lyrics
Jeremy Holland-Smith
Orchestrator
Joby Talbot
Arranger
Dave Foster
Orchestrator
Harry Brokensha
Orchestrator
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Neil Hannon
Producer
Joby Talbot
Producer
Alex Ferguson
Mixing Engineer
Janet Grab
Editing Engineer
Katrina Schiller
Editing Engineer
Mark Willsher
Editing Engineer
Michael Connell
Editing Engineer
James A. Taylor
Music Supervisor
Andy Dudman
Recording Engineer
Gordon Davidson
Recording Engineer
Lewis Jones
Recording Engineer
George Oulton
Recording Engineer
Andy Bradfield
Vocal Mixing Engineer
Tom Bailey
Recording Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
First, you pick up the apparel, and you stick it in the barrel
Scrub, scrub
Then you take it to the mangle, and you turn the giant handle
Scrub, scrub
Then it's hung up really high until it's nearly dry
Scrub, scrub
But when we sing this song, the day don't seem so long
Scrub, scrub
It's still long, though
[Verse 2]
Gotta press out all the creases from the dresses and chemises
Rub, rub
Gotta fold 'em like they told us, or they'll scold us and withhold our
Grub, grub
We all signed the dotted line, so we've gotta do our time
Scrub, scrub (Scrub, scrub)
[Bridge]
And if you don't agree, see Clause 5
Section 7A, Paragraph 22
Part D, which says
[Outro]
Scrub, scrub
Scrub, scrub
Scrub, scrub
Scrub, scrub
Written by: Neil Hannon, Paul King, Simon Farnaby