3 C's To Success (From the Netflix Film "Thelma the Unicorn")

I’m Gonna Teach You What Vic Diamond Taught Me A Long Time Ago - The Three C’s To

Success.

Step One - Change

To Be Successful You Have To Change, Not Once, But Everyday, Sometimes Twice A Day.

Thelma

But I’m Already A Unicorn

Change Your Look, Change Your Name

Change Your Tail, Change Your Mane

Change Your Moves, Change Your Style

Change Your Hooves, Change Your Smile

Step One, Of The Three C’s To Success Oh Yes!

Stick With Me, Baby You’ll Go Far

I’ll Make You Shine Like The Brightest Star

You’re Gonna Light Up The Galaxy

All It Takes Is The Three C’s To Success.

Step Two - Cologne

Thelma

What?

Vic Diamond

Perfume, Eau De Toilette, Whiffy Stuff, The Nose Jollies Darling

You Want Encores And Standing Ovations

You Need To Cause Olfactory Sensations

You Want To Be The Belle Of The Ball

You Need To Have The Biggest Smell Of Them All

Your Own Cologne, That’s When You Know You’ve Arrived

We’ll Call It Unicornia - Number Five

You Want To Shine Like A Super Nova

You Need To Hit Them With A Unique Odor

They’ll Want To Smell Like You From Here To Pari

Thelma the Unicorn

That’s Step Two Of The Three C’s To Success.

When I Was A Boy, I Was Nobody, And Nobody Knew My Name

No One Would Dance With Me, They’d Say Ew Who Is He? Then They’d Turn And Run Away

That’s When I Knew If I Want To Be Somebody - I Have To Be Somebody!

And That’s When I Changed My Name From Dick Cumbersome To Vic Diamond,

I Became A Mover And Shaker, I Became The Star Maker!

But I Digress, Back To My Three C’s Of Success.

The Third C - Partnership

Thelma

That Doesn’t Start With C

Vic Diamond

Nobody Interrupts Vic Diamond Except Vic Diamond. Now Where Was I?

One Star Power Has Potential

Two Stars Combined Babe It’s Exponential

With A Celebrity By Your Side

You’ll See What Happens When Two Stars Collide

You’ll Explode Into A Constellation

My Dear, You’ll Be An Overnight Sensation

Stick With Me, Baby You’ll Go Far

I’ll Make You Shine Like The Brightest Star

Today A Star Is Born And That Star Is A Unicorn!

With Vic Diamond’s Three C’s

Vic Diamond’s That’s Me

Vic Diamond’s Three C’s To Success