Are You in Love (Or Just an Asshole)?

SO YOU’VE BEEN SEXIN’ WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND’S LOVER

WELL, GIRL, YOU GOT TO KNOW THIS UNWRITTEN RULE

There’s a rule?

IF IT’S LOVE THAT YOU FEEL

YOU GOT A RIGHT TO MAKE IT REAL

BUT IF IT’S ONLY FUCKIN’, THAT SHIT AIN’T COOL

Oh.

YOU SEE, IT’S ALL ABOUT YOUR MOTIVATION ARE YOU A JEZEBEL OR JULIETTE?

Well, neither.

DOES HE FILL YOUR HEART WITH EXCITATION?

OR DOES HE ONLY MAKE YOUR PANTIES WET?

What are you saying?

ARE YOU IN LOVE? OR JUST AN ASSHOLE?

YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND COMMIT

Me? Maybe. Like now?

DO YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR SOUL

ARE YOU HALF OF A WHOLE

OR JUST A HORNY, SELFISH,

DOUBLE-CROSSING SEX-CRAZED PIECE OF SHIT?

Okay, okay, I get it, lemme think...

WE SHARE A DEEPLY SATISFYING CONNECTION

DO YOU JUST MEAN HOW NICE HE FITS IN YOUR BOX?

Yes. NO! HE GIVES ME WARM STRONG WAVES OF AFFECTION

LIKE WHEN YOU’RE RIDIN’ ON HIS THREE SWEET COCKS?

Well, that too. But--

DO YOU CUDDLE AND COO

WHEN THE SEX IS THROUGH

OR GET YOUR ROCKS OFF AND YOU’RE OUT THE DOOR?

I LIKE TO CUDDLE!

DO YOU LONG TO BE THERE WHEN ROCHELLE HE’S NEEDY?

Yes!

BE HIS SAVIOR AND HIS SWEETIE?

 Yes!

OR JUST HIS LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALL WHORE?

No offense.

AM I IN LOVE?

OR JUST AN ASSHOLE?

IS THE PASSION IN MY HEART OR MY CLIT?

ARE YOU IN LOVE? COULD BE AN ASSHOLE IN YOUR CLIT

AM I RIGHTEOUS AND TRUE A LOVE-STRUCK INGENUE?

OR JUST A VILE, DISGUSTING,

FRIEND- BETRAYING, LOW-LIFE PIECE OF SHIT?

AM I IN LOVE? COULD BE IN LOVE

OR JUST AN ASSHOLE?

OR YOU’RE JUST AN ASSHOL

I THINK I’M IN LOVE... Yeah! I do love him.