Tomorrow Night

The food will be great

And the drinks will be free

And all the sexy girls

Will wanna party with me

The weed will be toked

And Colombian coke

Will be snorted off some

Stripper boobs and that's no joke

It's the party of the century

That's right

Unfortunately

It's tomorrow night

I'm going to a party

Tomorrow night

Tomorrow night

Yeah, I'm gonna get some pussy

Tomorrow night

Tomorrow night

But tonight

I'm gonna jerk off

Ah, feels good

It's in Beverly Hills

They got prescription pills

And Kiefer fucking Sutherland

Is coming to chill

They got sushi and rice

Lowenbrau is on ice

In the living room

They're playing naked

Twister and dice

The security and pussy

Will both be tight

But I'm on the list

For tomorrow night

I'm going to a party

Tomorrow night

Tomorrow night

Yeah, I'm gonna get some pussy

Tomorrow night

Tomorrow night

But tonight

I'm playing Angry Birds

Like a million other stupid nerds

Tonight I'm gonna burp

The worm by myself

Ponies and clowns

Will be walking around

Naked people having sex

All over the ground

Britney Spears is making out

With Christopher Walken

In the backyard

Iron Maiden is rocking

The couch is on fire

But nobody cares

Charlie Sheen is winning

In the bedroom upstairs

Tomorrow night

Tomorrow night

Yeah, I'm going to a party

Tomorrow night

Tomorrow night

Tomorrow night, yeah

Whoa

Get some slick 'em

On my hang down

Some lip on my dick

Tomorrow night