Poontang Boomerang

Met a girl on Tinder

About a year ago

Ass felt like a beanbag

Stinky down below

She never got a call back

I couldn't get on that fatty

Yeah, went golfing three days later

Guess who shows up as my caddy?

Poontang boomerang

Just can't throw it away

Dump her ass on a Friday night

She's back by Saturday

Singin' poontang boomerang

My friend was getting' married

Met the bride to be

It was pretty obvious

She wanted some of me

I told her just the one time

I would make an exception

Then she tried to suck my balls at her own wedding reception

Poontang boomerang

Give that shit a hurl

But I can almost guarantee

I'm gonna wind up with that girl

Poontang boomerang

Thought about going gay

But boomerang wang is even worse, they say

Whoa

Lookout

You can shove that whore

If you don't wanna fuck no more

But you better watch out, jack

'Cause that ass is comin' back

If you're tired of givin' it around

You can take the next bus out of town

But you can't get far enough away

That bitch will find you any day

Change your name and cut your hair

Move away to Timbuktu

But I'm tellin' you right now

That boomerang tang will follow you

You can chop that whore

If you don't wanna fuck no more

But you better look out, jack

'Cause that ass is comin' back

Poontang boomerang

That shit never fails

Sure as a bear shits in the woods

And sailboats have sails

Poontang boomerang

Better wise up real quick

Ba-ba-boomerang da-da-dangerous

Down under on your dick

Poontang boomerang, OH YEAH UGH!

Poontang boomerang, OH OH OH OH OH OH

Poontang boomerang, AW

Poontang boomerang, oh yeah!

Ugh