Girl From Oklahoma

Well, I bet you never guessed

When you came to the show

You'd be getting on the bus with me

And doing some blow

Your mama's in the parking lot

Looking for you

She's gonna find you when I'm done

All covered with goo

Ooh, mama's little girl got all sticky

Hair on your nipples

Zits on your box

In Oklahoma city

You're considered a fox

What'd you have to do

For that backstage pass

'Cause I found a Poison laminate inside of your ass

So come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

The driver says we're leaving

Come morning light

Spit out that retainer and do me right

Oh, come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

Yeah that's it

Ah, you're a good girl

I wanna thank you for the loving

That you spread over me

I'll be singing about you

On our next CD

And you won't have to wonder

If you caught VD

You'll be screaming my name

When you sit down to pee

Hey, Michael Starr, you motherfucker

Whoa, whoa

So come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

I'm hopped up on Cialis

And you're high as a kite

I know it tastes infected

But I think it's alright

Oh, come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

All around the world

There's a hundred billion stupid girls

Just like you

Just begging for nuts to chew

So come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

Your daddy's looking for me

And he's ready to fight

The driver says we're leaving

Come morning light

Oh, come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

So come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

I'm hopped up on Cialis

And you're high as a kite

I know it tastes infected

But I think it's alright

Oh, come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

Come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

The driver says we're leaving

Come morning light

Spit out that retainer and do me right

Oh, come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

So come on, pretty baby

Suck my balls all night

Yeah

Suck it, bitch