Fat Girl

I saw her drinking beer

Eating peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car

She said her name was Debbie

She was a friend of Jenny Craig's

She had boobs like watermelons

And breath like rotten eggs

I know you're hungry

I can see it in your eyes

'Cause you're looking at me

Like I'm a side of fries

I want to take your chubby ass back to my place

And squirt my baby gravy

All over your face, yeah, yeah

Whoa, whoa

There she blows

Whoa, whoa

There she blows

Fat girl

She's everything I wanted and more

Fat girl

She can't fit through the door

Whoa, whoa

There she blows

I want to prove to you my feelings are for real

So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals, yeah

I won't joke about your body if you only let me in

I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin, yeah

Whoa, whoa

There she blows

Whoa, whoa

There she blows

Fat girl

Is riding my jock again

Fat girl

Is snacking on my cock again, ouch, don't bite

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind

'Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah

Even though some people point and laugh at us

You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus

Fat girl

I can't believe you're eating again

Fat girl

Where does your neck begin?

Whoa, whoa

There she blows

Fat girl

Put my hotdog into your bun

Fat girl

You're really, really tons of fun

Whoa, whoa

There she blows

Whoa, whoa

There she blows

You're my fat, fat girl

You know I really love you

'Cause you're my fat, fat girl

Whoo, come here, baby, where you going?

You're a cow

Come here, baby, hey

I love you

I can't live without you

I can't live without you

Come here, hey

Come here