Your Fault

But it isn't my fault, I was given those beans!

You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans!

And without those beans, there'd have been no stalk

To get up to the giant's in the first place!

Wait a minute, magic beans for a cow so old

That you had to tell a lie to sell it, which you told!

Were they worthless beans? Were they oversold?

Oh, and tell us who persuaded you to steal that gold?

See, it's your fault

No! No!

Yes, it's your fault

Yes, it is!

It's not!

It's true

Wait a minute, though, I only stole the gold to get my cow back

From you!

So it's your fault!

Yes!

No, it isn't! I'd have kept those beans, but our house was cursed

She made us get the cow to get the curse reversed!

It's his father's fault that the curse got placed

And the place got cursed in the first place!

Oh! Then it's his fault!

So

It was his fault!

No!

Yes, it is, it's his

I guess

Wait a minute, though I chopped down the beanstalk, right, that's clear?

But without any beanstalk, then, what's queer

Is how did the second giant get down here in the first place?

Second place?

Yes!

How?

Hmm

Well who had the other bean?

The other bean?

The other bean?

You pocketed the other bean

I didn't! Yes I did

So it's your fault

No, it isn't 'cause I gave it to my wife!

So it's her fault!

No, it isn't!

Then whose is it?

Wait a minute! She exchanged that bean to obtain your shoe

So the one who knows what happened to that bean is you!

You mean that old bean that your wife, oh, dear

But I never knew, and so I threw— well don't look here!

So it's your fault!

But, but

See, it's her fault!

And it isn't mine at all!

But what?

Well, if you hadn't gone back up again

We were needy

You were greedy! Did you need that hen?

But I got it for my mother!

So it's her fault then!

Yes, and what about the harp in the third place?

The harp, yes!

She went and dared me to! You dared me to! She said that I was scared, so she dared me!

I dared you to? Me? No, I didn't!

So it's your fault!

Wait a minute!

If you hadn't dared him to

And you had left the harp alone, we wouldn't be in trouble in the first place!

Well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean in the first place!

Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place!

Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place!

Right! It's you who raised the beans in the first place!

It's your fault!

You're responsible, you're the one to blame, it's your fault!